A few days ago I saw an infomercial for a video, "Charlton Heston Presents The Bible." I'm not joking, see for youself here. Apparently he went to Israel and Egypt and tells the stories of the Bible on location. Possible quote: "This is where the Apostles bought their guns. That Judas had quite an aim." It's Buccaneers/Raiders in the Super Bowl. I like to call it "The Pirate Bowl." I'm sure Richard Gere is excited about it, if you saw the Golden Globes last night: "Arr arr." He actually made those sounds on stage after getting an award.