Friday, February 14, 2003

Don't seize the day Valentine's Day, we meet again. The most commercial "holiday" (or should I say Hallmark-iday) of the year is back and I didn't fall for it. It's more commercial than Christmas, because no one ever even talks about "the true meaning of Valentine's Day." I bought nothing relative to February 14th, and I'm proud of it. Not a rose, not a card, not even those nasty ass candy hearts with dopey sayings like "U R CUTE" on them. Nothing. And I feel bad for people who do. Between orange alerts and impending war, I'm supposed to buy a Whitman's Sampler to show someone I care? Screw that. I've even seen commercials for diamonds. No way am I ever buying a girl diamonds for Valentine's. Just shoot yourself if you do. The card seems to be very important to girls today. Hey, if it gets you some action, it's well worth the $2.95. The main reason I hate Valentine's Day is that it makes you feel like you're supposed to have someone and if you don't, you're a loser. And then people think something is wrong with you if you don't have a girlfriend 365 days a year.


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