A new product is on the market
Tired of filling up that SUV with ordinary unleaded gasoline? Well not anymore! Now there's the new blood powered car. Show those blasphemous "Americans" chanting 'No blood for oil' who's boss. The blood powered car runs on pure Iraqi blood and no other, completely justifying a war with Iraq. Here's how it works: All Iraqis have a certain DNA characteristic (let's just call it the "hiding weapons of mass destruction gene") that is the key ingredient to getting this car going! Just in time for the 50th anniversary of the discovery of the double helix! (Don't forget to pick up your double helix commemorative quarter! Only $39.95!) Hurry! Supplies are limited!