Friday, February 21, 2003

The Truth Uncovered There's been a lot of talk lately about links between Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein. Are they linked or aren't they? Well, I decided to figure this out using a simple game of "Six Dregrees of Kevin Bacon." The results may shock you:
OK, remember when actor Sean Penn went to Iraq a while ago? Let's just assume he met Saddam or people who know Saddam--->

Penn is in the movie 'Mystic River' with Kevin Bacon, which should come out this year--->

Bacon was in the movie 'Novacaine' with Keith David (yea, I never heard of him either)--->

David was in 'Final Fantasy' with James Woods--->

Woods was once on a flight to LA with some of the 9/11 hijackers (I'm not making that up) who of course knew bin Laden.
There you have it, there is indeed a link between al Qaeda and Saddam Hussein. Your welcome, Donald Rumsfeld.