Wednesday, March 19, 2003

Hey kids! Terror threat levels got you down? Not anymore! Thanks to the Terror Alert Fun Pals! All your favorite cartoon characters and a muppet are here to show you how fun it can be to be in a state of panic! Representing green, or low, terror threat, it's everyone's favorite alien from prehistoric times, the Great Gazoo, from "The Flintstones"! Representing blue is that little blue guy who seems to know a lot, Papa Smurf! For elevated alert, are you ready for some nautical nonsense? It's Spongebob Squarepants! And for that scary high, or orange alert, it's Tigger from "Winnie the Pooh"! Lastly, for that dreaded severe alert, it's cute little Elmo from "Sesame Street"! So next time you're too worried about impending war or biological attacks, just remember: the Terror Alert Fun Pals are around! (Note: Terror Alert Fun Pals will not actually prevent any attacks on America)


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