Sunday, March 30, 2003

Weapons of Mass Disappointment So Iraq announced it's going to be using suicide bombers. As a result, the stock price of Suicide Bombers 'R Us is expected to rise Monday. But really, how freaking unoriginal is that? That same old car bomb or walking into a crowded area routine. Can't they come up with something new? We've got these Stealth Bombers that can drop precise, laser-guided bombs that cost millions of dollars and can blow up your entire ancestry, and they're making bombs with instructions they got off the Internet and putting them in the back seat of a Ford Escort. Where are these chemical weapons we keep hearing so much about? The Iraqis are stealing tactics from Bugs Bunny. I guess fighting Afghanistan was too far down at the bottom, so we went to the next country that was a notch above the Stone Age.


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