Monday, April 07, 2003

Float like a carcass, swatted like a fly Ali Hassan Al-Majid has been found dead in Basra. This was the guy they called "Chemical Ali" for ordering gas attacks on the Kurds in 1988. Just another sign of how uncreative these Iraqis are. "Chemical," wow, it must've taken them weeks to think that one up (of course I have no idea who gave him that name, but still). "Hey, how did you kill those Kurds?" "Oh, I used this chemical." "Chemical, huh? From now on, you will be known as 'Chemical Ali.'" "That's genius! When did you think of that?" "It just came to me just now!" From now on, just call him "Bombed Up the Ass Ali" or "The Americans Kicked My Ass Ali." Definitely something with "ass" in it.


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