Thursday, April 17, 2003

Half and now another half Special forces have nabbed another of Saddam's half brothers, once again showing just how special they are indeed. How many half brothers does this guy have, anyway? His mom must be some whore, huh? The Stiffler's mom of Iraq maybe. "Hey, what you do last night?" "Saddam's mom, ohhhhhhhh!" It's probably his dad who's the big playa though. Tells women about his cars and palaces, when they really belong to his son (or used to anyway; now the Army uses them to play ping pong). "This Mercedes? It's mine, baby. Saddam? Yea, he's my younger brother. Now, c'mon. Let's go for a ride. No one's gonna stone you, I promise. You worry too much, baby."


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