"Nucular" Boy President Bush was the co-pilot of the jet carrying him to the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln today. "Yes, I flew it, " he said to reporters. I think there's a little too much VIP treatment going to this guy. If he wasn't the president, he wouldn't get to fly Navy jets or throw out the first pitch at the World Series or live in the White House. It's just cuz he's the Commander in Chief, and that just isn't fair. You and I can't do those kind of things. What's up with that? Ya think being president is the hardest job out there? Try being a photographer for Playboy. Or the heir to the Firestone Tire fortune embarrassing your whole family and business on some cheesy reality show. Or a professional dog walker.