Thursday, May 29, 2003

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Digits Apparently in the new movie "Bruce Almighty," God (played by the guy who's always in power, Morgan Freeman) gives Jim Carrey a phone number to reach Him. But instead of using a 555 number like in most movies, they used a real one, and people who have it are getting prank calls asking for God. Possible repercussions: People remember that song "867-5309" and start calling that number as well God starts screening His calls and pretending He's not home Telemarketers are finally able to reach God, knowing His weakness for magazine subscriptions God gets pissed, because His real number was really close to that of a pizzeria and He just had it changed Buddha, a big Lakers fan, finally decides to get a cell phone so Phil Jackson can call him


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