Toilet Humor Microsoft announced that the iLoo was not a gag after all, but a project that was cancelled. In case you didn't hear, the iLoo was designed to be a toilet with Internet access. As if we don't spend enough time in the bathroom. Or online. They wanted to combine the two. Plus, look how abundant porn is on the web. Masturbation would be that much easier. Even worse, it was for a porta-potty. Imagine putting up with the stench while dealing with pop-up ads. Now that's luxury. But iLoo? That's a dumb name. How about "The Shit N' Surf" or "The Pooptop." Much more marketable.