Tuesday, July 08, 2003

And the winners are... George W. Bush today called slavery "one of the greatest crimes of history" while visiting a former slave-loading harbor in Senegal. What were some of the other greatest crimes in history, you may be asking yourself? I'll tell you, whether or not you really asked: -Marisa Tomei winning that Academy Award for "My Cousin Vinny" -The Florida Marlins winning the 1997 World Series -The Holocaust -Your bank charging you $1.50 to use an outside ATM -The New Coke -Any movie with "Blair Witch" in the title -Bush getting away with rigging the 2000 presidential election


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