Random Thought #761 I think anyone who looks like Santa Claus should be able to write it off on their taxes. And I don't mean the mall Santas or the ringing the damn bell on the street corner Santas. I'm talking about the ones who just look like St. Nick 365 days a year. Ya can't get mad at these guys, and a lot of times they like being called Santa. They're just friendly folk. If by chance they are mean, then screw'em, and tell'em to lay off the cookies and milk, fatboy.