Thursday, August 21, 2003

Last night I went to see "Freddy Vs. Jason," and it was actually kinda entertaining in a scary movie kind of way. All the typical horror movie motifs, from the skinny dipping nudity, to the shower nudity, to the mooning nudity. And a buncha people got killed I think. Crossovers can either be really good or really cheesy, and I guess this one was in the middle somewhere. Cuz when you were a kid and saw something like "The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones," it completely blew your mind. Your little kid brain just couldn't handle the shear joy of two worlds colliding. Now you see something like "Rugrats Go Wild" and it's just a cheap attempt at making a buck. A trailor before the movie even came on had me feeling I got my money's worth. Not because the Rock and Sean William Scott from "American Pie" are in a new movie (that guy should just change his name to "Stifler," his career would benefit so much. He's trying to pull off that 3 name garbage, when he should just go for the 1 name garbage). But Christopher Walken is in the movie and says both "Wow" and "Ow" in the trailor alone. Talk about fulfillment. Oh and those commercials before the movie comes on about not downloading movies online are just pathetic. No one feels sorry for you when college students are getting subpeonas for getting an MP3 of "Shake ya tailfeather" off Kazaa. I paid for the movie, so stop preaching to the choir, and make with the dancing popcorn and soda again. Now that's entertainment.


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