Saturday, September 20, 2003

And the drinking continues... Last night I had a little too much to drink and didn't remember a whole lot (which never happens when you drink, so it kind of struck me as odd). But this morning when I woke up I found a pack of Marlboro Lights on the floor in my room. I don't smoke. In a drunken episode did I suddenly take up smoking? "Well I've been drinking tonight, so what better time to start buying $8 packs of cigarettes." Next time I drink too much I think I'll have to take up a new habit, like the Atkins diet, or maybe pole vaulting. My friends will be talking to me about it the next day: "Dude, you were so wasted, you're not eating carbs anymore. And you're trying out for the Olympics."


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