Thursday, October 23, 2003

Trick Halloween is next week already, you believe that? Kids don't even come to my house anymore for candy, it's kinda sad. There used to be so many, nowadays they're all out playing in the World Series I guess. I've been thinking about costume ideas, and here's what I came up with: Siamese twins joined at the head: a great costume for couples. Conjoined twins are all the rage these days, everyone's having them. You can even have the person going as a surgeon pretend to detach you. Don Zimmer: glue some grass on your face, put on a Yankee jersey and you're all set. John Allen Muhammad (one of the DC snipers): No, no, I ain't goin there. Walk around with your friends who are dressed as lawyers and fire them and then rehire them the entire night. David Gest: Just paint some fake bruises all over yourself. That's it for now. More to come?


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