Gyration I'm in Vegas (Brooklyn's "It" diner) last night and I ordered a gyro. Now, when I order food in a restaurant, I expect it to be fully cooked and preassembled. The cooking part they got fine, but they gave me a pita with a few lamb slices inside and tomatoes, cucumbers, and lettuce next to it. I didn't realize it was build-your own-meal night. I'm sitting there trying to load this thing like a faulty Pez dispensor while others enjoy their food that came ready to chew. I've had the same problem from other places. I think I'll just get gyros at street vendors from now on. At least those come with dressing resistant aluminum foil.