Saturday, December 27, 2003

Where's the beef (from)? That mad cow from Washington may have originally come from Canada, or at least that's what the U.S. is saying. Makes sense though. We've blamed so much stuff on Canada, especially recently, so we might as well blame the mad cow, too. Eastern Seaboard Blackout: Canada's fault Terrorists Passing Over the Border Easily: Canada's fault Jason Priestly: Canada's fault We really have to start paying more attention to these guys. I have a feeling they're developing another Celine Dion. I say we let Saddam loose north of the border and claim he's building weapons of mass distruction so we can bomb the hell out of them. It already worked once, why not try it some more? You know we will, Mexico.


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