Thursday, January 01, 2004

My Lucky Day My whole family ganged up on me today cuz I wasn't home last night when they ate lentils. Eating lentils on New Year's is this Italian good luck tradition that's supposed to bring you a lot of nagging relatives, I mean wealth. They tried to feed me them while we were already eating lunch like my entire financial future was in jeopardy unless I ate the damn lentils. All these years in college would just go to waste if I didn't consume this fortunate food. For the moment, it looks like I'm headed for the poorhouse.


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