Thursday, February 12, 2004

Average Jersey Driver The news was just showing a car chase in New Jersey that ended when the driver (who I hear was on his cell phone, probably unaware he was running red lights and plowing into parked cars) pulled into a driveway and tried the never successful proceding-on-foot routine. Needless to say the guy was pummeled by cops immediately in the backyard (holy crap that sounds really gay~~subconscious mind at work, folks~~). What I wanna know is why go in a driveway? The cops aren't escorting you home. You can't pull off the innocently unloading groceries gig. You're done for.


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