Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed and Something Covered in Twinkie Wrappers So Rosie O'Donnell tied the knot. Tom Cruise must be devastated. I even had the luck of seeing a picture of her kissing her new person she married (for lack of a better term referring to gay spouses, although I guess 'spouse' works). I may never again be turned on by lesbians getting it on.