I Can't Believe It's Not Butter A Happy Ending I happened to catch the last few minutes of the "Average Joe" finale. The guy she wound up picking rejected her because she told him she used to go out with, get this, Fabio. That's right, that Fabio. He got so turned off by it, he couldn't even talk to her. Where will your destruction of human happiness end, Fabio? Hasn't it gone far enough by now? PS- You were great in "Dude, Where's My Car?"