Monday, March 08, 2004

I Want the World to Know... I'm sorry, I've gotta get this off my chest. I've been thinking about this for a long time and I just can't change the way I am. OK, here it goes: I don't trust that Gorton's Fisherman. Something about him just reeks of dishonesty, and we all know dishonesty smells like fishsticks. He's got that Santa-like grey beard to make him think we can trust him. And that yellow rain slicker symbolizes how he's protecting himself from the truth. Does this fisherman have a name, or is he just the Gorton's Fisherman? How can I trust someone who won't even tell me his name? He's up to something. I bet his last name is bin Laden. One day he'll be exposed, I know it.


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