Meet the Mets Yesterday, Yankee-turned-Met Karim Garcia had a home run ball hit by a teammate smash his Hummer's windshield. It's the same aesthetically overrated vehicle that Shane Spencer escaped in the other night when he and Karim the (Lawyer's) Dream punched a delivery guy after Garcia urinated outside a pizzeria. This goes to show yet another difference between the Yankees and Mets: When former Mets join the Yankees, they win the World Series. When former Yanks join the Mets, they have their windows broken, beat up pizza boys, and pee on doorsteps. Sure is Amazin'.