Beany Man Like any man in this day and age, I like me a good jellybean. The flavors have gotten way out of control however. Grilled-cheese-flavored jellybeans, trout-flavored jellybeans, and new-car-smell-flavored jellybeans are selling like hotcake-flavored jellybeans. I also like when they make certain candies taste like other candies. The bubble gum flavored jellybean is like a child of mixed descent. Makes me think that this jellybean would not be here today if Columbus and his crew, the Columbinati, had not raped all those Native Americans. Maybe he does deserve a holiday after all.