Friday, April 16, 2004

Bill's Excellent Adventure Bill got hired last night on the finale of The Apprentice. He will now be in charge of giving The Donald sponge baths every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, as well as fanning him with a big leaf on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I looked at the New York Daily News this morning and there was a huge picture of Bill on the front page. Other then elected officials, I think that was the first time I've seen a cover story on someone getting a job. Never before has a Page 1 headline read "Busboy Gets Promoted to Waiter," except maybe in the Onion.


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