Scenes from a Jew's Car Wreck Billy Joel got into another car accident over the weekend, crashing into a house on Long Island (and don't call it 'Strong Island'). He was reportedly getting a "pizza." Sure Billy, pizza, we know. How should we go about this? Say Goodbye to Sobriety? Drunken Celebrity State of Mind? Big Shot of Jagr? Rundown Girl? Drinkin' too much will make your car crash-ash-ash-ash-ash-ash? Make up your own, it's fun.