Put Out That Flame

I really don't want New York to win the right to hold the 2012 Olympics. We're in the final five, and I hope we get kicked to the curb like an 'American Idol' reject or the new spinoff 'Joey.' If we do have the Olympics here, there are gonna be even more people than usual and they'll use us like a square of toilet paper. Give it to Paris. I'll wind up having to go *shutter* upstate. And the Jets get a new stadium out of it? Yea, a state of the art arena deserves to be home to the New York Jets, sure. Then we'll all chip in for a new Expos stadium.