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I got this new phone/answering machine and it's one of those talking doohickies. So whenever I have a message, it tells me with the automated voice. But this voice sounds like the guy who does the movie preview voiceovers. It's kinda creepy, and I expect it to start saying things like "coming this summer" and "only one man can save it," followed by a mental image of Jackie Chan or Vin Diesel or Chris Kattan. That guy and the Arby's mitt have got to have the coolest voices ever. And by the way, that Arby's mitt is such a blatant rip-off of the Hamburger Helper hand, I don't know why they haven't sued by now.