Thursday, August 12, 2004

Let the Games Begin

Tomorrow night is the Opening Ceremony for the Olympics. There are plenty of good reasons to watch the Olympics this year. Besides showing my support for the Iraqi soccer team and their newfound freedom and wanting to get with the entire US women's softball team, there's an even better motive to follow the Games:
Yes, crappy Olympic mascots. "What are they supposed to be?" you might ask. I have no freakin clue. Gay mutant backscratchers? Drawings by a 4-year-old? Retarded giraffes? One thing is certain: looking at them makes me want pancakes. And they make the mascot from 1996 look like he beats women. They should've gone with my mascot recommendations of Alien and Predator.


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