Goin' Down to Yuppietown

Last night I went to this trendy bar/lounge place and there was a replica of the Mona Lisa on the wall. It may seem like a hip Da Vinci Code kinda thing to do, but it can really be used as a sobriety test. If she starts to look attractive, stop drinking. You've had enough. As if the ridiculous drink prices at these spots aren't enough to make you wish you were the designated driver.