In the Year 2009...

Conan is gonna replace Jay Leno as host of "The Tonight Show" in 2009. So we've only got 5 more years of Monica Lewinsky jokes and people who pretend to be stupid so they get on TV. Then it's all masturbating bears and leg-humping puppets! Hooray! That'll be cool, though. Then Jon Stewart gets "Late Night" and I will of course get the "Daily Show." Hey, we all need a five year plan.