Blame It On the Rain Band

Why, Ashlee? Why would you deny the world of hearing your magical live vocal cord vibrations? You are such a talented young star who paid her dues in dingy underground clubs, subways, and street corners for years before you were discovered almost by accident. We, the true Ashlee Simpson fans who liked you before you were big, know that you would never pull such a stunt on the diehards. Clearly this was some kind of sabotage by all those people jealous of your amazing previously recorded voice. Your music does totally not blow.