Bargain

Anybody know where I can get a really good 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich, preferably with the Virgin Mary on it? I need to get it for someone for Christmas. I'm looking to spend somewhere in the $100,000,000 range. Just send an email if you can help me out. Oh, and BQAN is featured this week in the "Carnival of Sin" over at nyhotties.com, so check that out. I've always wanted to be part of a carnival, and preferably an evil one.