Milfday Night Football

That Desperate Housewives skit at the beginning of this week's Monday Night Football was completely out of line. I mean, to think a football watching audience would want to see hot chicks wearing towels. Some freakin' nerve. I think we'd all rather see fat, hairy Hank Williams singing about football for the 900th game in a row. Then maybe he could kick Terrell Owens in the teeth.