George of the Jungle

I saw a newspaper headline this morning that said, "Bush to Speak About Freedom." It referred to the inauguration today, but that has to be the least informative headline I've seen in awhile (including the ones on this site that I write myself). Maybe a less obvious headline would've said, "Air to Be Breathed Today," or, "Traffic Lights to Change Colors," or, "Knicks Lose." And so begins the second installment of 1,461 days of a president I abhor.