A Sigh of Relief

It was announced that the search for WMDs in Iraq is officially over. Total found: zero. To that I say, "Mission accomplished!" Because there were still like four or five people out there who thought we might find some, so they felt an announcement was the right thing to do. I don't see how Bush could give up now. The election just ended, so he's got a lot more free time now to concentrate on finding clues. Send the CSI casts over there. Look in every outhouse, doghouse, lighthouse, funhouse, halfway house, and house of sand and fog Iraq has to offer. Maybe we would've found them in a haunted hotel or abandoned amusement park. Somewhere an old man in a ghost costume is laughing his ass off. But hey, at least we got a terrible war out of it. And they say Iraq has oil. Who would've guessed?