A Spicey Meata-ball

I was at an Italian-style pizzeria today, meaning they have the personal sized pies and stuff. I asked the waitress how big the large pie was and she told me, "Eight slices." Now I didn't realize it at first, but any Neapolitan pie is eight slices. Hell, you can slice any circular food into eight slices. That doesn't indicate the diameter of the pizza. Next time, just do that thing where you show me the size in the air with your fingers.