We Are Sad

The C train is sidelined for three to five years possibly, and all thanks to a homeless guy who started a fire. This hobo is obviously some sort of terrorist mastermind who must've been working on this diabolical plot for years. Either that or just a homeless guy trying to keep warm. Pfft, yeah right. I bet he dug his way here from China, just like those completely real, not made up dirty bomb planters in Boston. But three to five years to fix some cables? C'mon, I set up my wireless DSL in like two hours. Maybe the mayor knows somebody.