Vin Diesel: 310-279-6312

Paris Hilton's Sidekick got hacked into and photos of her (some, not surprisingly, flashing a little skin) and the phone numbers of some notable celebrities have been posted online. While it might seem journalistically unethical to repost anything here, there are celebs out there who do annoy me. So it's not really a journalist thing stopping me. Plus this is more of a blog about news commentary and pop culture stupidity, and Paris Hilton is a gift from the comedy gods (and I don't mean because of that Simple Life garbage; that show is more fake than Jeff Gannon). She's America's Whore now. Ya know what, I won't post them. I'll just link to them. If you look you can find Fred Durst's, Frankie Muniz's, and Lindsay Lohan's (she can expect a call from me later, I'll just use my "Fez" voice). Richie Rich is also on the list, so I guess Paris knows even wealthy cartoon characters. Just make sure to call Vin and tell him how much you think The Pacifier is going to suck, pun intended.