Next Stop: '80s Pop Culture

I was on the N train today and had this conductor who sounded exactly like the Speak & Spell voice. Freaky. And then there was somebody eating McDonald's, which makes everyone else in the car hate that person for making them want fries. It should be like gum in school: you can't have any if you didn't bring enough for everybody. Between craving food Super Size Me said was bad and the Speak & Spell guy telling me which trains I could connect to, it made for a completely abnormal subway ride. Usually weirder crap than that happens.