Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Sign of the Apocolypse #5691

I just had a birthday recently and didn't receive any wrapped presents. Yes, I got presents, but all in the form of unwrapped items placed in giftbags. Damn it, I wanted to unwrap stuff. Giftbags are only for unwrappable items like unboxed shoes or a Limited Edition Yoda Mini Bust. You don't put clothes in a gift bag; you get a box, fold them inside, and wrap the box. There's your cause for obesity right there. We're too lazy to wrap presents anymore, so why bother to exercise and eat tofu? Just for the record, the invention of tofu was sign of the apocolypse #3215.


At 7:00 PM, Ship Creak said...

Think yourself lucky. My Mum, Nan, and Sister all have their birthdays within a week of Christmas. And yes - people used to double-gift on them...


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