Spreading Holiday Cheer Wherever I Go

I went Christmas shopping Saturday (yes, Christmas shopping, not holiday or seasonal shopping) and found myself getting mad at people I have to get gifts for because they don't have any interests. They just work and stay home and that's it. I can't buy any stupid golf accessories or cool gadgets, and I'm too proud to buy them a basket of cheese. A giftcard would likely be used to buy me sweaters next year, so that would backfire (I'm taking a stand on sweaters this year, and any received will result in me immediately asking for a gift receipt). Boring clothes they shall receive. It's the only way. And when the hell did Furbys come back??