I Got No Motivation -Green Day I saw in the paper today that another jogger was robbed. I don't get why criminals are wasting their time on small fish like joggers. Rob a bank. Kidnap a Rockerfeller maybe. Joggers don't carry a lot of cash with them. The reason people do jog is that they get in shape while not spending a lot of money. Not many people go yacht shopping after a 10-K. Rich joggers have their own treadmills, or in some cases their own parks. In this incident, they got $20 and a Metrocard. Whoopee, break out the Crystal. Cue that "movin' on up" theme song from 'The Jeffersons.' Retire and move to Florida. C'mon, guys. You can do better than that.