Retaliation Dear Unsatisfied Reader, We here at BQAN are sorry to hear of your unhappiness with our site. We realize we can't please all of the people all of the time, and that you don't seem to be pleased with anything ever. But we're also disappointed. You could have done so much better with that rant. We were hoping for at least a reference to injecting the site with an AIDS needle. Or maybe getting a SARS-infected Chinese man to come cough on our keyboard. How about one about there being a better chance of Christopher Reeve walking again then our site being funny. To top it all off, a joke about giving the site an abortion behind a 7-11 with a rusty wire hanger would have had us all in stitches for days. In the meantime, this site will go on. And we'll try not to ruin your life. -Mgmt