"I'm here to learn, not to makeout with you" I started school yesterday and almost immediately could tell who the teacher's pets would be in each class. In the lecture hall classes they're tough to find, but in the smaller ones it's a snap. One pet was an easy ID, asking the teacher lame questions like what she thought about the type of job Alan Greenspan was doing. On the first day you know there's a shot of getting out of class a little early. Don't waste our time like that. I don't care what the professor thinks. Stay after by yourself and ask her if she likes pulp in her orange juice or some other inane query.