Flyin' High Ever see North Carolina license plates? They have the words "First in Flight" on them. This is pure genius, reminding people that the Wright Brothers flew their crappy plane in your state and doing so on a vehicle that doesn't fly (unless you've seen Back to the Future Part II). It's the equivalent of having "57 Varieties" on a condiment bottle (see previous post). The sad thing is though that North Carolina isn't known for anything but that, so let's not let them know how pathetic the other states think they are. Except for of course South Carolina, bein all up North's ass 24/7.