Rice-A-Roni Don't you just love watching Condi Rice squirm? Something tells me that maybe, maybe, she's not disclosing all that she knows. And all her talk about silver bullets made me wanna shoot some werewolves and drink Coors Light. She's right up there with Omarosa from "The Apprentice" as most hated black women in America right now. Plus that haircut has to go. It's almost as bad as Johnny Damon's. Oh, wait, I'm wrong. Here's Damon: Speaking of Damon, he said this in an interview: "I don't think we want to compare ourselves to the Yankees. We'll do everything the opposite of what they do." Yea, like win championships.