Saturday, July 23, 2005

Freaks & Greeks

The Andy Malinokis show blows. Idiotic fat kids are usually funny, but this one is just a dumb loudmouth who makes me even more mad for simply having a show. I guess fat kids are just better in ensemble casts and when they're the lead are exposed for relying too much on their weight. Wow, I must really not know what to write about anymore.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

In the Lil' House

Lil' Kim got a year and a day in jail for perjury. Why do they give that extra day? Is it going to make a difference? I guess it gives her more time to release her next album while behind bars. That's what all the kids are doing these days.

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Tom Cruise Bitten By Shark After His Helicopter Crashes!

Not really, but with all these things constantly in the news as of late, it's only a matter of time before they dovetail.