Real Mission Accomplished

Well, W got what he wanted - Saddam's dead. What did you think this war was about, freedom? All it cost him was the House, Senate, the support of his party, billions of dollars, and the lives of thousands of American soldiers and Iraqis. I'm sure now his approval rating will skyrocket.

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First, the Bad News...

Can't find a gift for that tough person on your list, like a 60-year-old aunt or the Mexican who leers at you on your way to work? Look no further than the Iraq Study Group Report! Wouldn't you want that special someone to know how screwed we are over there? One major problem over there is that the Iraqi police rarely show up for work. Something tells me they haven't been introduced to donuts yet. Most of police work is just sitting around anyway, so why not get paid for it? I think the first sentence of the introduction sums it up nicely: "There is no magic formula to solve the problems of Iraq." Translation: We have no freakin' clue what to do! You can also download the report for free at usip.org.